3 Inches Off The Mark!

A man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his

regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all

alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of

Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is

his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,

saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and

sends a note over to the man. The note reads:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own

back to her, and it read:

"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a

Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over twenty five million

dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,

would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."