The American Marine Captain

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A new American Marine Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Irish Sargeant why the camel is kept there. "Well sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. Sir, sometimes the men have......er.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The American Captain replies, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand urges, the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having real problems with his own urges.

Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sargeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the

Sargeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?" "No sir," the Sargeant replies,

"They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are!