Team Bukowski Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 so far I've just been using it to power-clean my teeth after I brush in the morning...but it must have another use surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 been using it to power-clean my teeth Do you really want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Bukowski Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 well actually...yeah...but maybe its not something you talk about in public? I always see it there and are tempted to give it a go...but I'm scared. I wonder how many farangs use it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Its good to get the sand from your toes Apart from that, and your teeth cleaning, i cant think what its for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... other uses include (but not limited to) cleaning teeth, getting sand from toes, washing off the toilet after a messy spray incident, zapping mossies who try to bite you, splashing the cat if she comes too close and cleaning off vomit from the toilet after a heavy session the night before. Bet you dont use it to clean your teeth anymore, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 so far I've just been using it to power-clean my teeth after I brush in the morning...but it must have another use surely? Removing "kii ghecko" from the shower window sill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... Just be careful the lever doesn't scratch ya' bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... So... can you blow your noes with it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 So... can you blow your noes with it too? You could try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santini Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Just a minute... I couldnt go through with it. There was an overbearing strong stench when i got it to within an inch, so no, i wouldnt reccoment that usage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireCat Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 With the humidity in Thailand, I tend to fill my Evian bottle from it when empty. Always carry a bottle of water around. Actually has a cheeky after taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Found not only in Thailand, but throughout the Middle East. Much better than toilet paper, especially when you've had the runs for a week, or got through an extra hot Ruby the night before. Bliss, pure bliss! One guy I built a palace for, in Saudi, had a built-in arrangement, sprayed warm water up his jacksie while he was still sitting. Never tried it - afraid the thermostat would malfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Dude Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Yes, it's a high pressure tooth wash but, remember, you should still swirl your tooth brush in the adjacent ceramic bowl before and after use. Coffee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Its used as an alternative to toilet paper... other uses include (but not limited to) cleaning teeth, getting sand from toes, washing off the toilet after a messy spray incident, zapping mossies who try to bite you, splashing the cat if she comes too close and cleaning off vomit from the toilet after a heavy session the night before.Bet you dont use it to clean your teeth anymore, eh? Wolfie What kinds of Cats are we talking about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Bukowski Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 wow..I had no idea the hose had so many uses (and the adjacent ceramic bowl!) thanks gang! ...who said there was never any useful info on this messageboard...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 wow..I had no idea the hose had so many uses (and the adjacent ceramic bowl!)thanks gang! ...who said there was never any useful info on this messageboard...! Another one joins the ranks of Thaivisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailien8 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 If you spot one of those big roaches in your bathroom, turn the water squirter on it and pin it in a corner for a while. This weakens and slows the roach so it won't scamper away before you can kill it. When I go back to America, land of toilet paper, I really miss my butt squirter. If possible, I'll sit on the sink and clean with water. In Thailand, I try to avoid using the toilet in fancy hotels, as they all seem to think paper is superior to water for cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 With decent pressure you can hose the walls down after scrubbing them with Ajax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Be mindful of some arse-hoses that have the surge capacity of a firehose-enema. Those will wake you up in the morn'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Be mindful of some arse-hoses that have the surge capacity of a firehose-enema. Those will wake you up in the morn'. Also remember that little 'deposits' can get stuck to them too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 If you have ever suffered from the old 'farmer giles'...a squirt of ice cold water is like having a cold beer on a hot day..bliss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 throughout the Middle East.a palace for, in Saudi, had a built-in arrangement, sprayed warm water up his jacksie while I did one many years ago in Riyadh and the chap had communal "hamans" fitted with both western sit up as well as asian squat bogs plus all the latest gadgets including the hot air facility for warming and drying "bottys"apres the dirty deed....o yes ... The western loo seats not only had seat warmers incorporated but also had a device that vibrated with a modulating control switch which needed a bit of manipulation/imagination What with the piped muzak and the automatic airfreshioner and infusion unit..Chanel No 5/Old Spice etc what more did you need. He also had a "sevant"who would hang around in the master dressing room with a soft pink (got me thinking) towel in case the masters wotsit was not fully dried but I only fully understood his setup when he turned up one day in a brand new Merc ....coloured ....pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Additional comments may be found here... Bum Gun Appreciation Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Totster, glad to see yours appears to be screwed into a valve that can be turned off. One place I stayed in, it was connected straight into mains pressure - no off-valve. And of course, the cheap plastic sprayer broke one day, while being used - bl00dy water everywhere! Had to put the end into the water cistern till I found the mains water stop-cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I havn't used this hose-thingy yet, but I do have one concern. (How can I explain this delicate problem?) If you clean your bum with the hose, then you are left with a dripping wet bum. So you then have to dry it with toilet paper. But the paper we use is the self-destructing type due to the puny waste system in our appartment block. If you wipe a wet bum with this toilet paper, then it disintegrates all over your bum Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I havn't used this hose-thingy yet, but I do have one concern.(How can I explain this delicate problem?) If you clean your bum with the hose, then you are left with a dripping wet bum. So you then have to dry it with toilet paper. But the paper we use is the self-destructing type due to the puny waste system in our appartment block. If you wipe a wet bum with this toilet paper, then it disintegrates all over your bum Any suggestions? When I'm in my own toilet I use a towel ( bum is clean from water ).... when I'm in another toilet I use the paper to dry as best I can.... I have some mates who just drip dry... Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! Is it more fun if someone else does it for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Simon you really should give it a go... you'll be converted instantly..! Is it more fun if someone else does it for you? I spose it depends who's doing it .... ! ha ha totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'm a great fan of the 'Capt. Kirk doofer' and feel slightly unclean when forced to resort to tissue only in the UK. I've got a bidet here in the Russian flat but that really doesn't cut the crap in quite the same way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'm a great fan of the 'Capt. Kirk doofer' and feel slightly unclean when forced to resort to tissue only in the UK. That's so right... I tell you one problem I do have though, when I visit somewhere that only has the "hole in the floor" type toilet (I think I mean the Squat type) and instead of the hose and nozzle you get "bowl and water butt" (like at my gf's house).... I ALWAYS get in such a mess with those things, water everywhere... well I'm not gonna explain the rest, there must be a technique.... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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