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Italians On A Bus


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Get your minds out of the gutter....

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated

conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at

first, but her attention is galvanized when she

hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.. Den I come. Den two asses come

together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come

together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I

come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted

the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't

speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who

talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda

how to spella 'MISSISSIPPI'."

(I BET YOU'LL READ THIS AGAIN! i did!)

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