pimmel Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 A very attractive lady goes up to the bar. She > gestures alluringly > to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he > arrives, she > seductively signals that he should bring his face > closer to hers. When he > does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. > "Are you the manager?" she > asks, > softly stroking his face with both hands. > > "Actually, I'm not," says the man. > > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," > she says, running > her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is > there anything I can do?" > > "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," > she continues, > running her forefinger across the bartender's lips > and slyly popping a > couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing > him to nip them > gently. > > "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to > say around her > delicate fingers. > > "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, > hand soap or > paper towels in the ladies room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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