A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as

he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in

his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was

looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,'

her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy

Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then

took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any

of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as

he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in

his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was

looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,'

her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy

Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then

took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any

of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?

Like it. (BTW: shouldn't that be 'bareback mountain'?)

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as

he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in

his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was

looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,'

her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy

Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then

took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any

of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?

Like it. (BTW: shouldn't that be 'bareback mountain'?)

Don't see many films, do we?

The film that the late Heath ledger starred in was Brokeback Mountain

Edited May 11, 200818 yr by njpski

'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Classic!!!

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as

he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in

his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was

looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,'

her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy

Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then

took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any

of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?

Like it. (BTW: shouldn't that be 'bareback mountain'?)

Don't see many films, do we?

The film that the late Heath ledger starred in was Brokeback Mountain

Of course, Njpski. 'Twas but a joke. Pardon me! - H.

.........oh the joys of child hood innocence !!!