1.Mash a snickers bar in your hand,reach under the next stall and ask for tissue.

2.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"

3.Complement people on their shoes.

4.Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.

5.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.

6.Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.

7.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.l

8.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

9.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

10.Drop a cantaloupe in the bowl and sigh with relief

11. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python.

12.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

13. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.

14.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.

15.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

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The fried egg and snickers bar suggestions are my favourites....I laughed myself silly when I came across them!