Fun Things To Do In A Public Restroom-ii

[exotic_princess]

1.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"

2.Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

3.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

4.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”

5.Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Nowwhat am I gonna do?"

6.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

7.Say, "Hmmm, that tastes funny"

8.Say, "Geez, this water's cold."

9.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

10.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

[kurgen]

how about whilst standing at the urinal and your phone rings ask the man next to you "could you hold this while I answer my phone "