When Boudreaux Met Marie

[Coffee Dude]

Boudreaux and Marie have been married for many years but I remember the night that they met.

Boudreaux met Marie at a local dance and they had a wunnerful time. They danced all night and it was the best night eeder of dem had in memory.

At the end of the evening Boudreaux asked Marie if she would go home wit him.

Marie: No Boudreaux Ah can't go home wit chew tonight.

Boudreaux: But Marie we had a wunnerful time. You know i's true!!

Marie: Yes it is, Boudreaux, but i's just not a good time right now.

Boudreaux: Oh Marie don't be like this you know you wants to.

Marie: I do wants to, but you don't understand, I can't... I'm on my menstrual cycle

Boudreaux: Oh!!! Dats no problem I'm on my tree wheeler you can follow me!!

Coffee!!!