How Much Do You Spend On Toilet Paper A Month?

[garro]

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow.

I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

Edited April 17, 2008 by garro

[dekka007]

You eat it or what??

or are you just full of sh1t

Edited April 17, 2008 by dekka007

[siamamerican]

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

[dekka007]

She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum

Too much information....

Why scrub when you can spray......

[garro]

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

I would imagine that clumps of old dried faeces falling from your hairy arse during love making must be a bit of a passion killer for your wife. Just as well you discovered the hair remover.

[ajarnmark]

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

Have you ever heard of Gillete?

[toptuan]

9.5 baht/month. (That's one 10-baht roll every 2 months). After feeling clumsy and over-wet using the bum gun early-on, now I'm a convert. Maybe only a square or two now and then to dry up a bit. That's all.

[PhilHarries]

9.5 baht/month. (That's one 10-baht roll every 2 months). After feeling clumsy and over-wet using the bum gun early-on, now I'm a convert. Maybe only a square or two now and then to dry up a bit. That's all.

But what about the roll on the dining table? That must account for around five squares per person per meal.

[siamamerican]

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

Have you ever heard of Gillete?

I cut my own noggin hair because it safes time and I've become quite good at it. It would take a brave and talented individual to shave your own b-hole. I've never come across razors built for b-hole shaves. Nicking yourself would be also be an infection risk.

Probably not too much of a market for these. The b-hole shaver commercials would be interesting and can think of a certain TV member that constantly brags about his modeling career that would make the perfect model for the b-hole shaver.

[siamamerican]

Rimmer,

I just noticed you were 1 of the 4 members viewing this topic. I assume you have an opinion on this topic.

[PeaceBlondie]

What next, garro? Threads about how much we spend on condoms, lube, birth control, viagra?

[garro]

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

Have you ever heard of Gillete?

I cut my own noggin hair because it safes time and I've become quite good at it. It would take a brave and talented individual to shave your own b-hole. I've never come across razors built for b-hole shaves. Nicking yourself would be also be an infection risk.

Probably not too much of a market for these. The b-hole shaver commercials would be interesting and can think of a certain TV member that constantly brags about his modeling career that would make the perfect model for the b-hole shaver.

I would imagine that a sharp scissors and nerves of steel would work just as well as any fancy creams.

I also think that a little bit of hair isn't such a bad thing. It traps dust particles which enter the a-hole as air passes in and out, while some people talk - this seems to be particularly necessary for some of the posters on TV.

[garro]

<br />What next, garro? Threads about how much we spend on condoms, lube, birth control, viagra?

I think your wasting your money on birth control tablets.

Everyone knows you don't have a womb.

Edited April 17, 2008 by garro

[sriracha john]

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow.

I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

An easy and convenient way to cut your costs in half is to simply use both sides of the toilet paper before flushing that money down the toilet. It's wastefully extravagant to use only one side and you could bring your costs down to a more manageable 50THB.

[garro]

<br />

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow. <br /><br />I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

<br /><br />An easy and convenient way to cut your costs in half is to simply use both sides of the toilet paper before flushing that money down the toilet. <img src="style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="thumbsup.gif" /> It's wastefully extravagant to use only one side and you could bring your costs down to a more manageable 50THB.

I did try this, but it was a false economy. I ended up paying a fortune on soap to clean the poo of my hands.

[PeaceBlondie]

<br />What next, garro? Threads about how much we spend on condoms, lube, birth control, viagra?

I think your wasting your money on birth control tablets.

Everyone knows you don't have a womb.

You're right, of course. I had my tubes tied after the children started coming out of my wife's womb two at a time. I am trying to make a joke out of "no womb in the inn," but cannot. It was a puerile plural "we" in any case.

Bugs Bunny opens the refrigerator and finds Elmer Fudd inside. Bugs asks Elmer why he's in the fridge. Elmer asks, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?" Bugs checks and says yes, it is. "Well, says Elmer, I'm westing."

This is the Joke Forum, is it not?

[grantbkk]

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow.

I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

No one ever better complain that a posting on ThaiVisa is frivolous after this. Too much drinking or drugs I suspect is at the bottom of this post. I think this topic should be immediately moved to the forum where people brag about how little they live on in Thailand. The only thing worse than reading this post is taking to time to respond to it. Mr. Garro, get a life.

[siamamerican]

<br />What next, garro? Threads about how much we spend on condoms, lube, birth control, viagra?

I think your wasting your money on birth control tablets.

Everyone knows you don't have a womb.

You're right, of course. I had my tubes tied after the children started coming out of my wife's womb two at a time. I am trying to make a joke out of "no womb in the inn," but cannot. It was a puerile plural "we" in any case.

Bugs Bunny opens the refrigerator and finds Elmer Fudd inside. Bugs asks Elmer why he's in the fridge. Elmer asks, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?" Bugs checks and says yes, it is. "Well, says Elmer, I'm westing."

This is the Joke Forum, is it not?

Maybe this should be moved to the business/ economy forum. Many of those members would claim they use a million roles a month. One particular member that is a self proclaimed model would probably claim he doesn't sht.

[raro]

we have quite a high demand as it serves also for entertaining our predators...

[kmart]

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow.

I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

An easy and convenient way to cut your costs in half is to simply use both sides of the toilet paper before flushing that money down the toilet. It's wastefully extravagant to use only one side and you could bring your costs down to a more manageable 50THB.

You can also hang out the used toilet paper to dry in the sun with your laundry. Toilet paper is very quick-drying, and should be re-usable again in minutes. If used lightly, toilet paper can be re-used exponentially in this way. Thinking of your carbon footprint, and not your florid ring-piece might help us save the Earth, brothers. (and sistahs).

[sriracha john]

The 'how much do you spend on electricity' and similar threads have got me thinking that perhaps I'm being cheated out of money somehow. I spend over 100THB a month on toilet paper. Is this reasonable? I would hate the think that I'm just flushing money down the toilet.

An easy and convenient way to cut your costs in half is to simply use both sides of the toilet paper before flushing that money down the toilet. It's wastefully extravagant to use only one side and you could bring your costs down to a more manageable 50THB.

I did try this, but it was a false economy. I ended up paying a fortune on soap to clean the poo of my hands.

That's what the conveniently available and free toilet bowel water is for...

[donna]

this is the crappiest topic ive seen today.

[soundman]

this is the crappiest topic ive seen today.

Yeh, it'll certainly leave a stain on TV's reputation, not to mention skid marks when some mod decides to pull the chain and flush this thread down the toilet.

PS. Our household spends about 500B on toilet tissue a month Garro.

Edited April 17, 2008 by soundman

[sriracha john]

this is the crappiest topic ive seen today.

Has it surpassed the Mr Happy Toilet thread???

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=178584

For the OP: He doesn't spend any money on toilet paper. He uses his suit jacket sleeve on the rare occasion he actually lowers his trousers.

[libya 115]

I use old copies of the Bangkok Post, cut into squares and hang from a nail in the bathroom. Over the course of a lifetime, this will save approximately 72,356 Thai Baht. Do I win a prize?

[a2396]

What next, garro? Threads about how much we spend on condoms, lube, birth control, viagra?

This guy's way ahead of me. I'm still trying to figure out whether to unplug the refrigerator or not. Maybe someone should suggest a use for all the corncobs they must have going to waste in this fair land. Someone could make some money?

[Scott]

I have 3 cats and a dog. One day the dog (when she was a puppy) got a hold of the toilet paper on the roller and took off running. She managed to unravel the entire roll all over the house without tearing it. Of course the cats (kittens at the time) saw this and they decided to chase, attack and do whatever they could to all the paper. It was the most God awful mess I've ever seen, took hours to clean up.

Now, the cats occasionally get ahold of a roll and tear it all apart. Actually the picture in a previous post looks just like something I've seen a hundred times or so!

So, my bill tends to be high, but I don't use for it's intended purpose!

[TEFLMike]

Ah! But how much would you spend on Bangkok Posts over a lifetime?

[a2396]

I use old copies of the Bangkok Post, cut into squares and hang from a nail in the bathroom. Over the course of a lifetime, this will save approximately 72,356 Thai Baht. Do I win a prize?

Any Americans out there remember the Sears Roebuck cataloge? Country folk, that is. And they say we have progressed in society.

[ignis]

Just been to look, bought big pack in December 2003, appears 3 have been used in over 4 yrs...

Took my car for Service last Thursday, needed to go while i was waiting, and there water jet was not working so had no choose but use paper, very bad or maybe just forgot how to use it..