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First Thing To Do After Jail

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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

The Finnish soldier in the Finnish Winterwar (Russia invaded Finland in the forties) came home after been away 2 years.

His friends asked him what was the first thing he did when he came home.

"fuc_ked my woman!" he said.

"And after that?" they asked.

"fuc_ked my woman one more time!" he said.

"Yeah, but after that?" they asked.

"Then I took of my skis!"

:o:D:D

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