Kerryd being profoundly clever...

6,100 posts and I finally say something that makes it into this thread (and is profound) !!!

Post No.35

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/lest-Forget-...25&start=25

Has to rate as one of the most insensitive I have read in a while.

"Forgive them for they know not what they say" I had to remind myself

Not an expression I use of many, but surely he's a bit of a <deleted>!?!

And Kerry replied really touchingly...

If you are a Brit, ask an Irishman he'll explain it to you in more detail than you care to listen to.

Thread

Moss

That's fab that is!

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Hoy-Plakang-...83#entry2424583

An interesting dilemma.

Quick trip to Cambodia, bag full of second hand landmines, job done. If he can't get the moaner, he'll get the locals who gave him a hard time

Post No.35

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/lest-Forget-...25&start=25

Has to rate as one of the most insensitive I have read in a while.

"Forgive them for they know not what they say" I had to remind myself

Not an expression I use of many, but surely he's a bit of a <deleted>!?!

I think calling himself a Buffalo gives a good indication.

I don't believe it. All notes spit out by ATM's are NEW. They don't put recycled money in the ATM's.

Dotty.

If you have a good news story stick it in General Topics, if Admin like it , it will be picked up & moved to News.

If it's not, Soundman will move it to the Knitting section.

Dotty.

If you have a good news story stick it in General Topics, if Admin like it , it will be picked up & moved to News.

If it's not, Soundman will move it to the Knitting section. :jerk:

and there was me tinking it was "Ditto". We live and learn.

The Knitting section Kan be found only after you have made 500 posts or more in "Forum 47"

Yours truly

Kan Win

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Looking For A Large Cock!

Thanks for this one jaideeguy.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Large-Cock-t237241.html

Reminds me of a story a long time expat friend told me.

A policeman introduced himself to my friend in English as "Major Cock".

He now uses the name Peter.

Edited January 24, 200917 yr by sibeymai

As I have said before, I find many of the anti-Israeli posters to either be neo-Nazis or brain-dead, lefty-types

Un-flaming-believable

:D

Good Luck

Moss

Here's an effective reponse:

(The thread was about amusing anecdotes involving Thai pronunciations.)

This is extremely lame!!!

Humor is subjective.

Some folks may find what you believe to be large to be small.

Edited January 25, 200917 yr by Ping

Slighty off-topic, but worth it; thread of the month:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Stealing-Kod...17#entry2490717

This one from the Tiger mauling thread made me chuckle.

don't say holy cow, nienke. you know how some posters are; they'll now go off topic and ask what cows were doing in the enclosure. this is tv. keep it simple

Hey party peeps, i be coming to Koh Pangan soon and would like to experience some buffalo shit musshrooms. I herd theres also a variety name elephant shit mushrooms. In my country shit fungi is illegal, is it also in Koh Pangan? Ifso what can happen if i eat some and the policja see me? I hopes not to muches. Because i really want to try them elephant shit mushrooms. I love psychoactive fungis.

Thread (closed).

:cheesy:

Lived here a while now and have been to a few massage joints. Now, I am no prude, but I really don't need a golden shower at the end, no matter how delightful that may be, Any decent massage places in Bophut area that does not involve pass the sausage?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Proper-Massa...ml#entry2557248

Lived here a while now and have been to a few massage joints. Now, I am no prude, but I really don't need a golden shower at the end, no matter how delightful that may be, Any decent massage places in Bophut area that does not involve pass the sausage?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Proper-Massa...ml#entry2557248

:D

That one is a cracker

Hey party peeps, i be coming to Koh Pangan soon and would like to experience some buffalo shit musshrooms. I herd theres also a variety name elephant shit mushrooms. In my country shit fungi is illegal, is it also in Koh Pangan? Ifso what can happen if i eat some and the policja see me? I hopes not to muches. Because i really want to try them elephant shit mushrooms. I love psychoactive fungis.

Thread (closed).

That's some funny shit.

I vote for Kan Win in this post in forum support.

I gave this post 5 stars and you now have 3 stars O.K.

Now get on and post something without bitching about this forum and leave your ego off the keyboard.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Unky Win sure has a way with words

They'd better move into a bungalow.....

presumably is an expression of their gratitude for bringing down the Queen's bank

In the same thread

Moss

Link

So yer a wowser, hope you do not want sympathy.

Get-a-Life

Get drunk

I really hope this guy is langers, because he really can't be that ...................

Moss

Link

Edited March 27, 200917 yr by Mossfinn

...,ive had to throw all western logic and good driving habits out the window in the 10 years i have lived here and im proud to say i now drive as bad as they do and i fit right in, i dont let anyone out, i drive as fast as i can and ignore all around me,

From here.

Mr. Brasso,

I like what you say here on forum. I know you say for real and is obvious you are expert on Pattaya so you must excuse all dead-beats on here.

I think you wrong about all bargirls are for sale sex.

I have often go Walking Street and soi 7 etc. This is about 6pm-7pm so because is early I know they not drunk. I have many girl call me handsome and I think that must be true, but I am too shy to acknowledge this.

I think because I dress nice in top brand Armani T-shirt, nice shorts with crease on front (and back and sides sometimes) and have good quality flippy-floppy I always have many beautiful girls like come talk to me as soon as I sit down. (I think they know good man when they see one).

I like talk to them about home, their aspirations for the future, family life in quaint old village, world politics and micro-economics. They are ALWAYS interested, I not joking. These girls understand intelligence. (There was one time when a girl close her eyes and slide off bar-stool but when she get up from floor she explain she sick.......she get better fast though after I buy Vodka)

I know many girl like dancing here, I think is culture thing they dance with pole...............maybe some ancient rite from village stick I think.

Often I wonder about small clothes but they explain is very hot here and they not want have sweat on body so they always smell good. I understand this. I not stupid.

I do not like to boast but often I take a girl home after only talking for maybe 20 minutes. (I have secret conversation that make them interest in me.....but I cannot say what it is because then you know how to do)

I have NEVER had pay for have sex. They want to do because I handsome and have secret conversation. ( I tell them they beautiful and they always giggle and say thank you.......no man ever say before. ) See? Is easy !

I always offer to give money for taxi in morning. (Its polite). I think many of the girls I meet must come from same village far away because taxi money is near always 1000 baht. But is no problem.

I think another thing you miss say Mr. Brasso is how Pattaya have many exotic food here. I often eat at Caddyshack, Pig & Whistle and KFC. (Well, normal KFC not exotic but I eat Zinger version so is spicy..............same real Thai food. !

I like Pattaya very much. I think soon I will marry a girl here and take good care her. (Often I naughty and have many girls but I will never say to girl I like.............it is my secret.

I think what many dead-beat here forget is that pattaya have many historical buildings. (That means old). Last night I saw place called "Dolls House". It has been here a very long time and many people go inside to look.

I think some dead-beats say Pattaya have golf course? Wow. I here 5 year now and I never know. See? Learning something new Pattaya every day.

is exciting.

I like talk to them about home, their aspirations for the future, family life in quaint old village, world politics and micro-economics. They are ALWAYS interested, I not joking. These girls understand intelligence. (There was one time when a girl close her eyes and slide off bar-stool but when she get up from floor she explain she sick.......she get better fast though after I buy Vodka)

this is when i started to piss my self laughing

always offer to give money for taxi in morning. (Its polite). I think many of the girls I meet must come from same village far away because taxi money is near always 1000 baht. But is no problem.

isnt this the standard fee, jesus a 1000 THB would get you to bangkok

think what many dead-beat here forget is that pattaya have many historical buildings. (That means old). Last night I saw place called "Dolls House". It has been here a very long time and many people go inside to look.

an historical whore house lol

Tourist population swells with injection of American seamen

Thank you George.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Tourist-Popu...io-t276185.html

Thought no one would notice?

"but I never feel right on a mini-chopper."

Quite right. To be fullfilled is a basic human need.

No link.....It's a moderatly touchy subject.

Regards.

Edit: forgot my manners.

Edited July 21, 200916 yr by teletiger