Two Thieves

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Two thieves decided to break into a rich man's house one night. To avoid

being seen by anyone they decided to enter through the chimney. Unaware that the rich man was at home the first thief began to climb down the

chimney, quite noisily.

"Who's there?" asked the rich man.

"Meow, meow," said the first thief imitating a cat. Convinced that it was

only a cat the rich man went back to watching the television. After a while

the second thief began to make his way down the chimney, just as noisily as

the first thief.

"Who's there?" asked the rich man once again.

Convinced that he could trick the rich man the second thief replied quite

confidently:

" It's just another cat, sir!"