Totally Inappropriate "blond Person" Jokes

[Jandajoy]

How Blonde Is She/HE ??? Just include a "HE" with every "SHE" which should avoid too many PC tremors.

She was Soooooooo Blonde .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde ...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

[suegha]

Should this be in the jokes section?

[PeaceBlondie]

Is the OP meant as a tirade against dumb blond jokes? I am a blond who married a blonde, and we made six blondes who made six more blondes. Most of us blondes have high IQ's. I think blond jokes are right up there with jokes about sheep-shaggers: told by jealous people.

[Zpete]

Is the OP meant as a tirade against dumb blond jokes? I am a blond who married a blonde, and we made six blondes who made six more blondes. Most of us blondes have high IQ's. I think blond jokes are right up there with jokes about sheep-shaggers: told by jealous people.

In complete agreement wih you, PB.

Notice it is the "Jealous" Australians always running down KIWIS, with sheep shagging jokes.

Saw this whilst driving around in OZ.

Click for animation.....LOL

Edited May 26, 2008 by Zpete

[Insight]

Is the OP meant as a tirade against dumb blond jokes? I am a blond who married a blonde, and we made six blondes who made six more blondes. Most of us blondes have high IQ's. I think blond jokes are right up there with jokes about sheep-shaggers: told by jealous people.

Blind guy walks into a pub, sits down and orders a drink from the bar maid. After being served the blind guy asks the bar maid if she'd like to hear a blonde joke. The girl is shocked and says "Look mister, just for the record, I'm blond. The girl sitting to the left of you runs self-defence classes and she's blonde. The girl sitting to the right of you is a chief constable, and she's blonde. Are you sure you want to tell your joke?"

"No thanks." says the blind man. "I can't be bothered explaining it three times."

[himachal]

Most of us blondes have high IQ's.

PB, you surprise me.

Sounds like a bit of stereotyping going on here (positive, I grant you.)

Regards, H

[Zpete]

Most of us blondes have high IQ's.

PB, you surprise me.

Sounds like a bit of stereotyping going on here (positive, I grant you.)

Regards, H

I Q = Indulgence Quotient

[Shuddee]

Wanna hear a dumb blond joke: You.

So this blond walks into a salon and has all her work done...

Gets highlights in her hair...

Pulls a tizzy...

And destroys herself.

Too bad,

Nothing lost...

She was already known to be loose.