sparrow Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) If I could invent one thing it would be........ A time displacement device, so i could go an get pissed with my mates as much as i wanted without loosing time with the wife and littlen if i could invent more than one thing..... perpetual energy, telportation, soma, knowledge implants, something that let you take off and glide when you flap your arms, a don't be an arsehol_e beacon, an instant heal bandage, cigarretts that are good for you, hovver boards, something that let you imajine an object or thing an let it become real (only with confirmation blink of the eyes incase you imajined somin nasty by accident, couldn't just have any old imajinary thing popping in to existence willynilly now could we), hhmmmm something that would let me expirence and see and rember the posible out comes and subsequent possable threads of life and so on from all previous decisions and actions from within this life without forfitting what is current; maybe not, porrobable my brain might melt. Edited May 15, 2008 by sparrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasseru Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I would invent a kind of post that would attract particular people to read a thread. I could have used it here, for example, to summon Blinky Bill to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thankyou Razza. If I could invent something useful it would be a device that automatically deleted inane threads on Internet Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasseru Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thankyou Razza. No, thank you, Blinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Can I have a pint of what the OP has had ....... second thoughts, make it a half, I don't want to overdo it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thankyou Razza. No, thank you, Blinky. I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasseru Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thankyou Razza. No, thank you, Blinky. I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other..... No, no job, thank you, dingdongrb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Thankyou Razza. No, thank you, Blinky. I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other..... Nice comment, dingdongrb. Thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 And thankyou, Razza, once again for all your kind words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 And for all you non-English speakers................. Afrikaans (Africa) - Dankie Albanian - Faleminderit Arabic - Sukran Arabic - Shukran Gazillan (Thank you very much) Armenian - shur-nur-ah-gah-lem Australian - Thoinks, Moite! Basque Country (between France and Spain) - Eskerrik asko (Thank you very much) Bengali - Dhannyabad Bulgarian - Blagodaria Bosnia - Hvala Burma(Myanmar) - Jae Zu Din Pa De (Thank you) Cameroon (Duala) - Na som (thanks) Cameroon (Duala) - Na som djita (Thank you very much) Cantonese - M'goy (sp? -- thank you for the service) Cantonese - Do jey (sp? -- thank you for the gift) Catalonia (catalan) - gràcies [grah'-si-es] estandard Catalonia (catalan) - moltes gràcies [many thanks] Catalonia (catalan) - merci [mer'-si] very colloquial Cherokee Nation - Wado (Thank you) Cherokee (Eastern) - Skee (Thank you) Chinese (Mandarin) - Xie_Xie (shieh shieh) Chinese (Cantonese) Mh goi (m-ghoh-ee) (informal: thanks) Chinese (Cantonese) Do jeh (tou yeh) (formal: thanks) Cook Islander - Kia Manuia Croatia - Hvala Czech – Dekuji (deh'-ku-yih) Danish - tak (tahg) Dutch - dank U wel (dahnk you well) (formal: thank you very much) Dutch - bedankt / dank je wel (dahnk ye well) (informal: thanks) - WEL is 'good', like "I wish you well" Dutch - Dank U zeer / duizend maal dank (thank you VERY much) - a superlative and used when you get stuck in a thunderstorm, then lost, mugged, robbed, etc. And someone helps you. Only then. ZEER is 'very'. JE and U are 'you', but informal and formal. (still alive in old english like in 'ye olde'). "Duizend maal" means a 'thousand times'. Dutch - hartelijk dank (thanks from the heart) Another formal form used in contexts like: "thanks for coming/inviting" (to a wedding, birthday party) or when receiving a formal present. English - Thanks awfully, old boy Esperanto - Dankon (thank you) Esperanto - Dankegon (thank you very much) Estonia - Aitäh Ewe Togo (Africa) - Akpé (Appé) Ewe Togo (Africa) - Apké na wo (Thanks to you) Fijian - Vinaka Fijiab - Vinaka vaka levu (Thank you very much) Finnish - kiitos (kee'-toas) Fon Benin (Africa) - Kpè nu wé French - merci (mehr-see') French - Merci Madame - Thanks (to a woman) French - Merci Mademoiselle - Thanks (to a young girl) French - Merci Monsieur - Thanks (to a man) F.Y.R.O.M. (Macedonia) - Hvala Gambia (Mandinka) - Abarka Georgia(Sakartvelo) - madlobt (thank you) Georgia(Sakartvelo) - didi madloba (thank you very much) German - Danke (dahn'-kuh) German - Danke schoen (literally: nicely thank you, outdated) German - Danke sehr (Thank you very much) German -Vielen Dank (Many Thanks) Greek - Efharisto (ef-har-ris-tou') Greek - Efkaristo poly Guarani - Aguije (ah-we-JAY) native indian language of Paraguay and Western Brazil Guinea (Mandinka) - Abarka Gujarathi (India) - Aabar Hawaiian - Mahalo Hebrew - Toda (toh-dah') Hebrew - Toda raba (thank you very much) Hindi (India National Language) - Dhanyavaad Hindi - Shukriyaa Hungarian - Köszönöm (kuh'-suh-nuhm) Icelandic - Þakka þér fyrir Icelandic - Takk (informal) Indonesian - Terima kasih (teh-ri-mah kah-sih) Indonesian - Terima Kasih Banjak/Banyak (Both pronounced bunyuk - Thank you very much) Iran (Persia) - Moteshakeram (formal) Iran (Persia) - Merci (informal - just like french but r in this word is pronounced as /r/ ) Irish - Go raibh maith agat ( Thank you "Go - Rev - Mah - Agut") (literally, may you have good things) Irish - Go raibh mile maith agat ( Thank you very much "Go - Rev - Meela - Mah - Agut") (literally, may you have a thousand good things) Irish (Northern) - Nice one bro'r, or Cheers mucker! Italian - Grazie (grahts'-yeh) Italian - Grazie tanto (many thanks - cordial version) Italian - Mille Grazie (a thousand thanks) Japanese - Arigato (ah-ree-gah'-toh) or A_Ree_Ga_Tou_Go_Zai_Ma_Su Japanese - Domo arrigato Javanese - Matur nuwun Jive - Thanks mon - Appropriate only if directed to a male Kannada (India) - Dhan-ya-vaadaa (spoken in S India, in Bangalore, the Silicon Valley of India.) Konkani (West coast - Konkan coast of India - It also is the state official language of Goa) - Dev boren koru (thank you - literally means " May God do good to you" as that is the way we thank people. ) Korean - Kamsa hamaida (kam'-sah hum-nee-dah' ) Latvian - Paldies Lithuanian - Achu Luganda (Uganda) - Waybale (Thank you) Luganda (Uganda) - Waybale Nyo (Thank you very much) Malayalam (South Indian Language) - Nandi Malayalam (India) - Nani Malaysian - Terima Kasih ("Tay ree ma Kaa seh") Mali (Mandinka) - Abarka Mandinka - Abarka (language of West Africa; The Gambia, Senegal, Guinea and Mali) Maori - Kia Manuia Nepali -- (Nepal National Language) - Dhan-ya-vaad New Zealand - Cheers - LOL New Zealand - Kiaora Koe (NZ Maori) New Zealand - Kiaora Korua (NZ Maori) New Zealand - Kiaora Koto (NZ Maori) New Zealand - Kiaora Tatou (NZ Maori) Nigeria (Hausa) - Na gode Norwegian - Takk (tahkk) Oman - Shakkran Palauan - soolong (Republic of Palau) Paraguay (Guarani) - Aguije (ah-we-JAY) Persian/Farsi - Mam'noon or Mo'teshake'ram (Spoken in Iran, Afghanistan and other Central Asian countries) Philippines Tagalog - Salamat Philippines - Maraming Salamat (thank you very much) Polish - Dziekuje (dsyehn-koo-yeh) Portuguese - Obrigada (Female) Portuguese - Obrigado (Male) (oh-bree-gah'-doh) Portuguese - Muito Obrigado (Thank you very much) Portuguese - Muito Obrigado com Voce (have my personal thanks) Punjabi [ Pakistan and India] - Bhala Hove Qatar - Shakkran Romanian - Multumesc (phonetic: mooltzoomeask) Romanian - Va multumim frumos (great thanks) Russian - Spasiba (spah-see'-boh) Russian - Blagodaryu (a little official) Russian - Premnogo blagodaren (my greater thanks - words said to bosses by workers) Russian - Spasibo balshoye (big thanks) Samoan - Fa'afetai (fah-ah-feh-ta-e - thank you) Samoan - Fa'afetai tele lava (Thank you very much) Samoan - Talofa Saulteaux Indians (Manitoba, Canada) - Miigwech (meegweech) -- there are similar spellings in other native languages such as Cree, etc. Scottish - Cheers Scot's Gaelic (Informal) - Tapadh Leat (tah-puh let) Scot's Gaelic (Formal) - Tapadh Leibh (tah-puh lave) Scot's Gaelic (Many Thanks) - Moran Taing Senegal (Mandinka) - Abarka Serbo - Croat -Hvala Slovakia – Dakujem (deh'-ku-yem) South Africa - Dankie ("Dung-Key") South Africa - Baie Dankie (thanks very much - "Buyer Dung-Key") Spanish - Gracias (grah'-syas) Spanish - Gracias a todos (Thank you all) Spanish - Muchas gracias (thank you very much, literally: many thanks) While Dutch people scarcely use the superlative forms, the Spanish don't use the minimalistic forms much (mostly in informal context). In Spanish, when a flyer is shoved into your hands, its worth a 'gracias', you normally use 'muchas gracias'. Spanish - Muchisimas gracias (thank you VERY much) - to someone who was useful to you. Spanish - un millón de gracias (a million thanks) - for when someone saves your life. Spanish (Latin America, informal) - Te pasastes. (informal) Spanish (Latin America, informal) - Se pasó. (formal) Which means "You went over the line", or "thanks for going out of your way to help me". When used, it will get you a smile, guaranteed. Sundanese - Nuhun Sunda - Hatur Nuhun Swahili - Ahsante (ah-sahn'-teh) Swahili - Ahsante Sana (Thank you very much) Swedish - Tack (tahkk) Swedish - Tack så mycket Tahitian - Maururu Tamil (India) - Nandri ("Nun-dry" spoken in South India, Singapore, Malaysia) Teenager - Telungu (South Indian Language)- Manjuthe Thai - Khob Khun Kha (Feminine) Thai - Khob Khun Krab (Masculine) Thai - Khop Khun Mak (Thank you very much) Thai - Khop Khun Mak Kha (Feminine) Thai - Khob Khun Mak Krab (Masculine) Thai - Khob Pra Khun Kha (Formal feminine) Thai - Khob Pra Khun Krab (Formal masculine) Tibetan - Thuk Ji Chhe Turkish - Tesekkurler ( teh-sheh-keur eh-deh-rim) Turkish - Çok tesekkur ederim (big thanks) Turkish - Saðol (thank you) Turkish - Saðolun (thank you - "saol") Turkish - Tesekkurler (thanks - "teshekkyurler") U.S. & Canada - Thank You United States (South) - Thanks y'all Ukranian - Dyakuyu Urudu (India) - Shukria Urudu (India) - Bahut Bahut Shukriyaa Urdu [Pakistan, India and Bangla Desh] - Maherbani Urdu (Pakistan) - Shukria Urdu (Pakistan) -Bahut Shukria ( Thank you very much) Urdu (Pakistan) - Bahut Bahut Shukria ( Thank you very very much) Uzbekistan (Uzbek) - Rahmat (Thanks) Uzbekistan (Uzbek) - Katta Rahmat (Thanks a lot) Vietnamese - Kam ouen Wales/Cymru - Diloch yn fawr (thank you very much) Wales/Cymru - Diolch (thanks) Xhosa (Africa) - Nkosi Yemen - Shakkran Yiddish - A dank Yiddish - Yasher Koach (KOY-ACH) Yoruba - Modupe Yugoslavia - Hvala Zulu - Ngiyabonga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Blinky Bill You missed tongan "malo" or thank you very much "malo aupito" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up! Because you live in chiang mai, thailand and may wan to invent some thing to make your life easer, like self canceling indicators on motorbikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up! Because you live in chiang mai, thailand and may wan to invent some thing to make your life easer, like self canceling indicators on motorbikes or a park a ride tram network so no more traffic jams and pollution too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1p Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Off to General - SFA specific to Chiang Mai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave111223 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A mug with 3 handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashacat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Cambodian: Ao Khun. An 'instant rest' machine, so you don't need to waste 8 hours a night being asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorExPat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt. JxP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzestan Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A mug with 3 handles. Been done ages ago in Olen (Belgium) for Emperor Charlemagne. cheers onzestan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A mug with 3 handles. There might be a few of them on this forum........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt.JxP Why? Even the small ones fit most sizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost in LOS Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 a robot that looks just like my girlfriend but I could operate by remote control..... especially the mute button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorExPat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt.JxP Why? Even the small ones fit most sizes. You have no idea how much willpower it is taking to resist reposting that photo! Hangover-free beer and tequila would be a good invention. JxP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuian Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 a self refilling wallet would do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spee Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 One of those fancy Star Trek replicator gizmos, so I could walk and say ...."Computer, a pint of Romulan ale please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theyreallrubbish Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Children with an off switch. Not planning to have any until this comes on to the market. Remote locking for house front door. If its good enough for a $200k Rolls Royce why isn't it secure enough for a house? End fumbling with keys while carrying shopping. Anti-hangover pill. What are all these scientists doing with their time that they haven't come up with this yet!?! Didn't they all have to go to university? They must have suffered from hangovers as students at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyending Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 how about a passport that renewed its own visa every time it came due just how it would do that ... ill leave that up to you hey its a whole new thread waiting to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSnrang Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A clean+cheap replacement for oil that won't require massive redesign of power plants, refineries, and cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSnrang Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Anti-hangover pill. What are all these scientists doing with their time that they haven't come up with this yet!?! Didn't they all have to go to university? They must have suffered from hangovers as students at least! It's called aspirin and a tall glass of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centric Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 a never empty bottle of whatever anyone is drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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