Pay Increase

The Maid asked for a raise.

The lady of the house was upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Lady of the house: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'The Master said so.'

Lady of the house: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?'

Maria: 'The Master did.'

Lady of the house: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better at sex than you.'

Lady of the house (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'

Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE.