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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".

"I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a contamination."

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the fraternity ward, anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity, what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."

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