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Dead Goldfish

AltumAngel
AltumAngel
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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The Little girl was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, little girl?"

"My goldfish died," replied the little girl tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

The little girl patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

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