TheDon Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets. I am really God''s gift to females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 8, 2008 Author Share Posted June 8, 2008 I see dead people. I see living people I wish were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 8, 2008 Author Share Posted June 8, 2008 "I always liked torturing small animals when I was young. I was also abused as a child, have a complex about masturbation & have serious physical deformaties."Dial 1166 - Serial Killers R Us! Buy your very own serial killer now. Only 39B and we'll include a set of steak knives. First you have to go through the arsonist stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. You're a tin of Femfresh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. Do God's gifts come with receipts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Put a model T coil on Railroad track, (9 and 10 years old boys playing rob the train) The aftermath was not pleasant even though no one ever fessed up to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratpack Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Might have known dons reply would be something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Might have known dons reply would be something like that Quite so, although i was surprised no mention was made of his arms. As far as being God's gift to women is concerned, from the way he speaks it would seem a little more likely that the gift from God was to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. Is that like a particular female being G_D's gift to me (male, last time I looked)? Does He take returns? Will He accept COD? How 'bout an exchange or store credit? Good luck to the Don. I already told my darkest (the day's not over yet) secret before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 8, 2008 Author Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. Do God's gifts come with receipts? More importantly, do they come with warranties?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. I always suspected God didn't care so much for women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets.I am really God''s gift to females. So, you're a Pr*#k? Edited June 8, 2008 by mrtoad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burman Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest) It's good to get some things off your chest, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest) It's good to get some things off your chest, eh? First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest) It's good to get some things off your chest, eh? First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum. You weren't that teenage guy who broadcast his webcam footage proving to everybody that he can give himself a BJ were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 My m,ate once gave me a hand job (long time ago honest) It's good to get some things off your chest, eh? First time I've spoken about it! who would have thought it would have been on a open forum. You weren't that teenage guy who broadcast his webcam footage proving to everybody that he can give himself a BJ were you? Sorry Soundman not that flexible plus my er..... is not big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 OK I will tell you one of my biggest secrets. I am really God''s gift to females. I always suspected God didn't care so much for women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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