Never Been With A Woman

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing

to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out

a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his

entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom. When she returns

to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the

room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a

kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."