Newton’s Laws Of Infactuation

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from

one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.