My god sends me on special missions, and if I complete them successfully he rewards me with flashing lights and loud music in my head. Does that count?

I couldnt get into the army when i was 17 due to a very bad reference from my headteacher, otherwise i would have been SAS.

Can't see you taking orders anyway boiled egg and RTJ I am shocked to my toenails I mean your avator makes you look so peaceful

Andy Mcnab was definitely SAS and his book Bravo Two Zero has been proven to be full lies and total fiction.

strange you think andy mcnab was sas. then follow up with his book is all lies. having read his book i am of the opinion that the only army he was in/near was the sally army. not even fiction covers it. the man has no idea how s/f work.or the regular army for that matter.

I wonder if it was a member of the SAS that got in the knife fight in Phuket last night?

Yeah, Stupid Arsed Swede!

On a side note, i was in the SAS with the terratorial army. Saturdays And Sundays!

I am not a SAS, but I was a boy scout. Does that count?

The 'Boys Brigade' was better

"Not by stength, by guile",Rodney...

or even better who dares-Wins......custy....