IamMaiC Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 tam lak gan - make love (literal translation from English) I have to remember that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 I just say to the wife "I wanna fukc you".Sorry, not humourous or romantical I know, but why beat around the 'bush'. How sweet, I hope you kiss her during it! Depends on where her mouth has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penzman Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "Honey, I've dropped a satang and it rolled under the sofa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "Honey, I've dropped a satang and it rolled under the sofa" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 My Wife and I call it "Excercise" Its "Excercise" at our place too. Also "Interupt".... IE When I wake up earlier than you tomorrow morning is it OK if I interupt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 There`s a beach on Koh Chang that we call "Motion Beach". Why... too many people "bpi hongnam"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Baby you dropped the soap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Baby you dropped the soap! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Baby you dropped the soap! It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry totster Speaking from experience? Joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 What's "nasty" about it anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ? [/quote Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiggs Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 God, that is funny for anal sex my girl says "sh*tbox me" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boh Bpen Yang Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 What's "nasty" about it anyway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds like you may not be doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boh Bpen Yang Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [/quote Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you sure she wasn't saying Jep Gon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherstuff1957 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 For some reason my lovely wife calls it "not again!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covertjay Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 "Mungon mah leaw!" The dragon's here! Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 "Mungon mah leaw!" The dragon's here! Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? My uncle has an expression for that. Up the dungy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Jockstar well she wasn't on the phone for long so i guess it's a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why would they ... Do you .... ? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 .....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 555555555555555555555555 Can see why she's an EX Jockstar Just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me! Turned out it was her first time... In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me! Turned out it was her first time... In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merlin Good thing you stopped her, Did you ask if she was hungry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 For some reason my lovely wife calls it "not again!". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> all i heard from my wife is "aowww" if i asked her again??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another cash customer ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 .....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? Eh? Up the Gary glitter Up the shit chute My uncles saying.again.. Up the dungy! Up the chocolate starfish. Do ya get it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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