RDN Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Up the Gary glitterUp the shit chute My uncles saying.again.. Up the dungy! Up the chocolate starfish. Do ya get it now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Er, thank you so much for that erudite elucidation. It was the connection with Marmite that worried me Anyway, I think the normal response from a Thai g/f (or 'take-away') would be "Jep toot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Because Marmite is the same colour and in my opinion they probably taste the same. I've tasted marmite but not the other. So basically i think marmite is shit! RDN i know you like it( the marmite thats is) But its not for me. Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covertjay Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Again............... How do you talk them (TGF) into letting you do the 'marmite motorway' (Hershey Highway for you Yanks). UP THE POOPER if you need it spelled out RDN. Mine sez it's a sin but I reckon it's a perfect vaccum. Advice pleez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marquess Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Pok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lung Ling Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 There's a type of squash-like vegetable she makes soup out of. I don't know what the vegetable is called in English, but the Thai word for it is "fuk". So....her cute phrase for doing it is "time to have some fuk soup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 There's a type of squash-like vegetable she makes soup out of. I don't know what the vegetable is called in English, but the Thai word for it is "fuk". So....her cute phrase for doing it is "time to have some fuk soup." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it's pumpkin. The golden pumpkin is Fuk Tong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boh Bpen Yang Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 There's a type of squash-like vegetable she makes soup out of. I don't know what the vegetable is called in English, but the Thai word for it is "fuk". So....her cute phrase for doing it is "time to have some fuk soup." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it's pumpkin. The golden pumpkin is Fuk Tong <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So Hiu Fuk might not get the desired results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Again............... How do you talk them (TGF) into letting you do the 'marmite motorway' (Hershey Highway for you Yanks). UP THE POOPER if you need it spelled out RDN. Mine sez it's a sin but I reckon it's a perfect vaccum. Advice pleez. Years ago it seemed to be really taboo. But now there doesn't seem to be any need to even ask them. I sometimes wonder if it's got something to do with the prevelance of VCD's and pornos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 What a thread! Do we girls have a say as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 What a thread! Do we girls have a say as well? Yes of course. Go ahead. What do you call it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Give me the blower - NOW! *blush* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Do you talk to your family with that mouth? Do you talk to the microphone? What about marmite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 No JS, thank god so far only me and him are present my mouth's full - now don't start a 'swallow or spit' thread! I love marmite, and I have no experience microphones. <deleted> chute? I'll keep that to myself for now *grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 now don't start a 'swallow or spit' thread! What about gargle? Then i'd be very impressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Well it really depends on how many Changs I have that night I admit it does get messy sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Not one that we use. But i like the phrase bumping uglies. Hide the salami If its oral sex then.... Talk to the microphone The other way round. ie man to woman oral... In there like a dog eating beetroot. Ever seen a dog eat beetroot? F###### messy! .....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? Eh? Up the Gary glitter Up the shit chute My uncles saying.again.. Up the dungy! Up the chocolate starfish. Do ya get it now? No JS, thank god so far only me and him are present my mouth's full - now don't start a 'swallow or spit' thread!I love marmite, and I have no experience microphones. <deleted> chute? I'll keep that to myself for now *grin* Better be careful what you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 to add to this thread. the tak tak might have something to do with pok pok , with the meaning of the pounding with the mortar and pestle. and oop is a term I have heard also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 to add to this thread.the tak tak might have something to do with pok pok , with the meaning of the pounding with the mortar and pestle. and oop is a term I have heard also What? oop the shitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I've never seen a dog eating beetroot, but I can't say I 'do it' all the time in a squeaky clean air-filtered room. The mess is how you make it to be - you might like it sometimes Also, am just wondering why nok-nok can't be glamourised in Scot words, like the good ole "I wanna make love to you" - or does that also go down the marmite highway as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 My missus says. "i'm hungry" How about some prime Scottish beef? No i dont want mad cow desease. Thats ok. You're already a mad cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Thanks for da chat I'll take that as a compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 In plain English I say "fancy a shag?"...and when she says no, I'll say "D'you mind lyin' down while I have one then?" An oldie, I know, but usually works well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastwars Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I like Jiggy jiggy I call porn mags rhythm periodicals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 That saves a lot of hassles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 The worst term I've heard is from a dirty old man who said to all and sundry poolside that he was off to the beer garden on Soi 7 to 'Blow his pipes out' He returned poolside a few hours later declaring that 'all pipes were clear' A bit too graphic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 The worst term I've heard is from a dirty old man who said to all and sundry poolside that he was off to the beer garden on Soi 7 to 'Blow his pipes out'He returned poolside a few hours later declaring that 'all pipes were clear' A bit too graphic! The same beer garden that the local bar owners call.. The ZOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I'd assume so!! I was at the Golden Palace on soi 1 at the time. The memory still scars me! He was like Albert Steptoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 this should keep you lot going for a while http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 or download it from here http://www.driver.uk.com/archives/applets/roger.zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 this should keep you lot going for a while http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm good stuff, withnail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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