Daffy D Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Last week we stayed a few days in a hotel on the KhoSan road. Though we were on the 4th floor the water pressure in the toilet spray was straight from the mains supply and if you were not careful where you directed the jet of water your eyeballs could pop out of your head. I can understand having the high pressure on the shower and as someone from the boonies used to having the low pressure from our own tank it was a real treat, but couldn’t they put one of those do-daddy restrictors on the toilet spray to bring the pressure down to a more civilized level. Being hit unexpectedly with this level of high pressure on the tender rear after being used to our own normal pressure water can be quite an eye opener. Luckily our little 4 year old hasn’t didn’t come to any harm as that kind of pressure straight up the rectum could probably have been fatal. I’m sure this level of pressure would not be allowed in the west and would probably result in a shed full of law suits. TIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushdepth Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Beware High Pressure Toilet Spray, You could loose your eyeballs! But only if you use it to wash the wrong end :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 the jet of water your eyeballs could pop out of your head. Not your eyeballs you should be worrying about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I was going to say, get your your head out of you a.., but I won't. I am surprised any Thai plumbing would with stand any pressure over 40 psi but guess they are upgradeing their glue quality. "Be careful out there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaiyenyen Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 One of lifes little pleasures for me, wakes me up in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 the bum squirter is on of the reasons that many farang move to LOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 the bum squirter is on of the reasons that many farang move to LOS It must be ! It seems none of them come here for sex (or all of them do, depending who you listen to), and none come for the other attractions like the beaches, temples, golf, ect, (but some claim they do). So what it really is that attracts people to Thailand is the bum guns ! (In one bathroom in my apartment, the bum gun will peel paint off the walls. In the other bathroom (separated by a wall, so barely 6 inches away), the spray will barely knock an ant off the wall) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Last week we stayed a few days in a hotel on the KhoSan road. Though we were on the 4th floor the water pressure in the toilet spray was straight from the mains supply and if you were not careful where you directed the jet of water your eyeballs could pop out of your head. I can understand having the high pressure on the shower and as someone from the boonies used to having the low pressure from our own tank it was a real treat, but couldn’t they put one of those do-daddy restrictors on the toilet spray to bring the pressure down to a more civilized level. Being hit unexpectedly with this level of high pressure on the tender rear after being used to our own normal pressure water can be quite an eye opener. Luckily our little 4 year old hasn’t didn’t come to any harm as that kind of pressure straight up the rectum could probably have been fatal. I’m sure this level of pressure would not be allowed in the west and would probably result in a shed full of law suits. TIT. Try: but it on you back side and press the button. Does water come out of your mouth? (don't do it really!!! It is a joke!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 the bum squirter is on of the reasons that many farang move to LOSIm one of em, love it,higher the pressure the better ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hi pressure is good, I love it when the water goes all the way up and cleans the insides too. Its a awesome feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hi pressure is good, I love it when the water goes all the way up and cleans the insides too. Its a awesome feeling Just make sure your aim is good or you might have an accident and blow your balls off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hi pressure is good, I love it when the water goes all the way up and cleans the insides too. Its a awesome feeling Just make sure your aim is good or you might have an accident and blow your balls off! That's not funny! My shower head, when turned to "jet mode", can be very very painful on the dangly bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hand held bum washers are soo passe... The washlet is the way of the future. Note the control panel... Some even play classical music from your SD card. Imagine "doing your business" to 'Classical Gas' And for folks from the colder regions of the world, most units have a heater I always wonder if people living in the higher priced condos/homes are still reaching around or have they purchased a washlet. I imagine that there is a huge market for these things at the upper end of the real estate market. No home should be without one. Oh, and when you are travelling here is something to keep you nice and fresh. Of course you could just use a bottle of water fitted with a spigot or something. TheWalkingMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hi pressure is good, I love it when the water goes all the way up and cleans the insides too. Its a awesome feeling Just make sure your aim is good or you might have an accident and blow your balls off! That's not funny! My shower head, when turned to "jet mode", can be very very painful on the dangly bits. Thats called water-cutting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitechevre Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 you expected something decent on khoasan road? If you dont want to fork mmore than 20$ a night dont expect anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggshw Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 heh....this thread has made me laugh...it's also made me remember the first time I used the "bum gun"(I like that expression)in my new house....the pressure behind that "bum gun" blew my balls onto my lap...!!..needless to say my aim has got better now Beware any newbs out there Froggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJobs Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 heh....this thread has made me laugh...it's also made me remember the first time I used the "bum gun"(I like that expression)in my new house....the pressure behind that "bum gun" blew my balls onto my lap...!!..needless to say my aim has got better now Beware any newbs out there Froggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 The bum gun, can't live without it. TheWalkingMan, I got the shock of my life when going to use the loo at KimHae airport in Pusan. I took my place on the throne and suddenly birds started to sing. It was the bloody thunderbox chirping like a budgie and then to my suprise it stopped and started saying "Welcome to Korea" in English and Hangul. I was very impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 I'm sure this level of pressure would not be allowed in the west and would probably result in a shed full of law suits. TIT. I am sure western lawmakers have yet to explore the dark regions of bum gum regulatory law. This reminds me of how amusing it is to see a squatty displaying the 'American Standard' logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 I'm sure this level of pressure would not be allowed in the west and would probably result in a shed full of law suits. TIT. I am sure western lawmakers have yet to explore the dark regions of bum gum regulatory law. This reminds me of how amusing it is to see a squatty displaying the 'American Standard' logo. The "Amercian Standard" logo does not tell if it is North or South American Standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 the jet of water your eyeballs could pop out of your head. Not your eyeballs you should be worrying about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlRedEyes Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Real men can take the pressure Also, it's great for getting rid of your piles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidhogg Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Luckily our little 4 year old hasn't didn't come to any harm as that kind of pressure straight up the rectum could probably have been fatal. How on earth are you using the thing?? You are not supposed to stick the thing up your bum and pull the trigger!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 I used the bum gun in some restaurant facility recently, and almost gave myself an enema. The water pressure was about 8,000 p.s.i., and could have controlled rioters. Nearly did meself a mischief, I can tell you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Luckily our little 4 year old hasn't didn't come to any harm as that kind of pressure straight up the rectum could probably have been fatal. How on earth are you using the thing?? You are not supposed to stick the thing up your bum and pull the trigger!! Yes I know you are not supposed to stick it up your bum (though reading through the replies I have my doubts about some people!) but kids are all fingers and thumbs and with the extra force needed to pull the trigger the result could be unpleasant. “Petitechevre” wrote - you expected something decent on khoasan road? If you dont want to fork mmore than 20$ a night dont expect anything? I guess you have not been down the Khoa San road recently. The cheap Charlie backpacker is a dying breed. Now they want aircon rooms with TV hot showers and mini bar and there are lots of new hotels being built or refurbished to cater for the growing demand of affluent “backpackers” I live in the boonies and on the rare visits to the big Mango I like to hang out on the Khoa San just to reminded myself of the good old days when I first arrived I LOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Nice to see there are a lot of fellow scatologists on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougieboy Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sounds like you all enjoy it to me, I thought it was for washing down the toilet after use lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Friend of mine , owner of a a resturant, said he took them out as he had a group of tourists (backpackers??) come into the resturant and they tied up the head for quite some time, taking a shower using the bum washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I keep wondering if the girls know that it's for the bum and not for the ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I keep wondering if the girls know that it's for the bum and not for the ....... Did you know it is for that too. Its for the ladies front and back. I think some guys who are broke as a joke may use it both ways too for a cheap thrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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