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A blind man comes tapping along the street with his white cane. He has his seeing eye dog on a leash.

He stumbles over a pile of "107 bloody pages." He bends down and feels 'em...they are all wet. ( with blood of course.)

A smile of delight creases his lips and he turns to his dog and shouts, " Yippee!!! It's raining at last."

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Just went to the shop and it pissed down halfway (very short journey) and upon my return it unpissed down...hmmm...Still got wet though :o

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Pattaya sunny.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Very Very Very Sunny across the world and far away...

I´d take you there, to that special place.

The sun will brighten all of your days,

when you make it out, of your Zacapa Haze

The rains they have fallen, and shall do again soon,

in the meantime we relish the stars and the moon,

Do not miss me too much, for I, like rain, shall return.....

.... Far too bloody soon.

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Very Very Very Sunny across the world and far away...

I´d take you there, to that special place.

The sun will brighten all of your days,

when you make it out, of your Zacapa Haze

The rains they have fallen, and shall do again soon,

in the meantime we relish the stars and the moon,

Do not miss me too much, for I, like rain, shall return.....

.... Far too bloody soon.

Aaaah, sweet poetry! :D

Now, if only we had some BLOODY RAIN...... :o

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It's been pouring hard non stop here in Chonburi for hours. Started around 6 pm, now 4 a.m and still going.

There will probably be some serious flooding. The toilet's been belching all evening.

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Same in Pattaya... along Sukhumvit on the way to work this morning at Laem Chabang, trees down, roads and drains flooded, and it's still raining steadily.

I just hope some of the runoff makes it into Lake Mabrachan.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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And this is just the leading edge of it... I fear we're all going to be very very wet over the next week or so... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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