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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy Lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with a pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's Fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"

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