1. The Female Always Makes the Rules

2. The Rules are Subject to Change at any Time without prior Notification.

3. No Male can Possibly Know all the Rules.

4. If the Female Suspects the Male Knows all the Rules, she must Immediately change some or all of the Rules.

5. The Female is NEVER wrong.

6. If the Female is Wrong, it is because of a Flagrant Misunderstanding which was a Direct Result of something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must Apologize Immediately for causing Misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without Express Written Consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain Calm at ALL Times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, Under NO circumstances, let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to Document these Rules could result in Bodily Harm.

14. If the Female has PMS, All Rules are Null and Void.

Now, if I can just get my husband to understand these so very simply rules.... .... ... ...

Good one. The PMS rule made me chuckle...

One morning when my wife ws feeling particularly narked (PMS) she actually said to me, "Do you have to stir your tea so loudly?" I just said, "Oh sorry babe!"

Now, if I can just get my husband to understand these so very simply rules.... .... ... ...

it's your fault if he doesn't understand as you have not trained him well enough. i suggest you take some lessons from my wife

Edited August 12, 200817 yr by Naam

Man walks up to god and asked

God why did you make women so beautiful (so men can love women)

Then why did you make them so stupid (so they can love men)

Don’t angry at me .. god said it.~~!!!