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Hillbilly Dayvorce

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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got

40 acres'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The

farmer said,' Yes, I got a suit; I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said,

'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere'.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge? 'The farmer said,

Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something? 'The farmer

said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question...

The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a

little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants dayvorce.'

:o:D rednecks !!

Not bad !

a good clever joke :o

haha, like it :o

Great Joke, I will send to my redneck pals immediately.

Please pass your resource to Altum Angel.... maybe we can spice this forum up a bit :o

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