A Hard Day's Work

An American Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."

The waiter replies. "Sure, coming right up."

He gives the Indian a mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun causing the animal to splatter everywhere in small pieces, then walks out of the cafe.

The next morning the Indian returns to the cafe with his shotgun and another male buffalo.

The waiter says: "Whoa, Tonto! What are you doing? We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says: "Training for job in United States Congress! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess to clean up, disappear for rest of day!"