Bill Clintons Book Report

[Chris Lawrence]

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99

Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:. .... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: ..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: ..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: ...... Let's not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

Clinton: ... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack____.

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.