So there I was, visiting the cat sanctuary that dare not speak its name, for the sole purpose of dropping off a little scratching pad and rushing away unnoticed. Yet another toy rejected by my lovely Calico cat, Miss Picasso, because she does not do toys.

And there was a cat. Just one. I took a photo. Then another appeared from behind a bag, then another, then about half a dozen more, all from the same hiding place. An orange kitten with no tail stalked over from somewhere else shouting at me.

And hey, my shoes smell like Miss Picasso and elephant camp. Next thing you know, rolling and purring everywhere.

When one lovely little girl rolled over onto her back and purred at me, I gave her a belly rub and avoided her sutures. The little orange fellow, meanwhile, is one I recognize as having been too young during the last round.

So there's my question, really. When's the next round of spaying and neutering. Answer fast before this thread gets discontinued. Thanks!

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When's the next round of spaying and neutering.

Where's your question mark, Mr Editor Person?

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

--PG Wodehouse

Dogs have masters;

Cats have staff.

Honestly, my lovely little lady cat didn't scold me at all, but I'd already drafted this in my little notepad and hated to let it go to waste. Poetic license, we call it.

Honestly, my lovely little lady cat didn't scold me at all, but I'd already drafted this in my little notepad and hated to let it go to waste. Poetic license, we call it.

Anthrophomorphic nonsense is what I call it.

Patrick

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Honestly, my lovely little lady cat didn't scold me at all, but I'd already drafted this in my little notepad and hated to let it go to waste. Poetic license, we call it.

Anthrophomorphic nonsense is what I call it.

Nobody's forcing you to read it, Patrick. I think I hear a pub calling your name.

Patrick,

Since you quite obviously hate cats, quit posting to a thread about cats.

For variety, how about "hump, hump"?

Or jump jump.

No humping anymore, they had the snip snip.

Lets try "snip snip" (are you wincing? )

As I said before taking my kitten to the vet:

Neutering. If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for my son.