The 11th Husband....

[mr_hippo]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her

new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said

he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't

get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to

deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement,

and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him!

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited."

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the GOVERNMENT, this time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED ."