Unusually Well Endowed

[Chris Lawrence]

A group of 1st, 2nd and 3rd graders, accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The female teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their arm pits, one by one.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 3rd!"

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm in the 7th, riding SeaBiscuit...but thanks!"