Careful What You Hear Them Say

[bkkjames]

A bid disappointed in this thread. After reading the topic sub heading, i thought we would be discussing something more juicy but alas it is just another one of those play on words discussions.

[G54]

This is extremely lame!!!

Humor is subjective.

Some folks may find what you believe to be large to be small.

This is just really gay.

raising your post quota again with lame comments by some chance?

As has been said, humour is subjective. I hate Laurel n Hardy but I love Tom n Jerry. Others feel the opposite.

[prefabs]

Gf once asked me if I wanted "go shagwell?" . At that time I had never heard of the famous Australian watering hole , in Soi Arunothai, Pattaya.

When I explained to her what it meant in English, she was mighty embarrassed

[RakJungTorlae]

Well I seem to be making a lot of friends today. What’s all this sudden interest in me? no im not empting any PMS at the moment. I’m tied of all that freaky crap those on in your heads.

Midasthailand, hmm whatever man. Chill out…im just not in to it ok?

G45, Tom and jerry’s rules!!!!

[lawling]

I recently asked a bar girl what it was about her boy-friend that she liked.

She said "He have good hard."

He may well have had that too, but I think it was the jai dii she had in mind!

[bkkjames]

This thread must be really hard for the Mods to deal with I figure. On one hand they must be laughing their rear-ends off and on the other they must wanting to close it badly.

[PoorSucker]

My wife asked me: I go market, you want snake.

I turn out that she asked me if I wanted some snack.

[PoorSucker]

If you are asked if you eat already.

Answer them quickly, No young lady.

[steveromagnino]

this is like the time I was watching the formula one and my Thai friends heard some of the abuse of Hamilton in Spain. They said, 'how come dem Spain peopun it give Lewit a har time, caut dem spanit it foreign man demself.'

How i laughed. Then later on the commentator said something about calling a spade a spade.... my Thai friend said 'him say spade is spade. Why dis funny, him like to call Spade is kwai or what?'

We thought that was great amusement.

ANd my other THai friend is learning english and works as a pharmacist. After being a bit rude to a customer, then the customer yelling at her and her crying, the customer (englishman) said 'you can dish it out but you can't take it.' she said, 'yes that's right, I can prescribe your syphillis medicine, but I am personally allergic to penecillin' and then they both had a grand old laugh.

The same person went to some village, and heard a guy say that she would not say boo to a goose. She said 'farang can speak with goose, but maybe farang goose smart, Thai goose not understand what boo mean' How i roared.

And one time in New Zealand, one of my friend's wives who looked like she had just stepped out of Angelwitch was standing in a bar with her 60 year old husband, and someone sniggered mail order bride. She turned around steaming, and said 'mail in Thailand very poor, my darling him not truss mail service, I sent by Yu Pee Ed'

Good stuff.

My friend I once said he was very selfish. SO my Thai buddy said 'I wan 2 kilo prawn and also blah tubtim 1 big fish can him do?'

Good grief.

Edited September 25, 2008 by steveromagnino

[steveromagnino]

One of my Thai friends here asked why the Thai cigarette manufacturers stick the pictures on the boxes of smokes here; he felt it would reduce the number of people wanting to smoke, and wondered why they don't put hot chicks on instead!

how I laughed.

[Orac]

When my wife first came to England we were in the supermarket and she was asking about grapes and I told her that they were used to make wine. A month later after her having consumed huge amounts of grapes she told me that they weren't working - apparently she had misunderstood and thought I had told her that they would make her WHITE.

[PoorSucker]

When my wife first came to England we were in the supermarket and she was asking about grapes and I told her that they were used to make wine. A month later after her having consumed huge amounts of grapes she told me that they weren't working - apparently she had misunderstood and thought I had told her that they would make her WHITE.

[llewynx]

My ex boyfriend always confused the words "prawn" and "porn". He always cracked me up when he told stories about his job at the porn farm when he was younger. It also got pretty funny when we were in Bangkok and he said he had to buy some prawn movies for his friends in Pantip...

[steveromagnino]

My ex boyfriend always confused the words "prawn" and "porn". He always cracked me up when he told stories about his job at the porn farm when he was younger. It also got pretty funny when we were in Bangkok and he said he had to buy some prawn movies for his friends in Pantip...

ancient Thai proverb say man buy prawn movie probably just want to see some hoi and maybe smell some plahmuek ;_)

I would think the phrase butt pirate would also come in useful, or in Thai jonsalat sai dtoot or something to that effect.

[ozzydom]

mak mak funny

not.

Agreed.

So the haemorrhoid brothers now include maigo6, lifeisrandom AND the urban cowboy known as RakjungTorlae. A truly eclectic bunch.

The afore stated group are quick with negative derogatory one liners ,but I note that they never post of having a personal funny experience. I WONDER WHY.

[MKAsok]

A friend of mine who runs a company that employs Thais was thoroughly confused and mystified by his staff continually connecting him to the former President of South Africa whenever he asked them to get hold of a Nissan Main Dealer. Turns out they thought he was saying Nelson Mandela!

[phaethon]

I soon learned on my first trip not to ask a lady in a bar if she smokes...

[ozzydom]

"RakJungTorlae": still trying to get your post count up there with the 'big dogs' by your well thought out inane remarks I see….

No, Ive passed 1000. im all good now.

I do have a story but I think it will just be censored out or deleted.…

Its got to do with me and my black "cat" and this Chinese chick, me and my friend where really on the floor laughing our butts off.

BTW my cats name Starts with P. You should be able to work it out.

Thats about as funny as having an enema.

[G54]

mak mak funny

not.

Agreed.

So the haemorrhoid brothers now include maigo6, lifeisrandom AND the urban cowboy known as RakjungTorlae. A truly eclectic bunch.

The afore stated group are quick with negative derogatory one liners ,but I note that they never post of having a personal funny experience. I WONDER WHY.

I was going to post a witty comment to your reply, but I will refrain from doing so. There might be a mod watching

[Shotime]

"The first time that my misses told me that she wanted to "Gin hoi wan" raised my eyebrows, and got me a little excited."

I have to ask, what did she mean to say? Someone has already told me what it means, but I'm not sure what she meant to say or if she meant what she said. Personal remarks will fall on deaf ears.

[Chaimai]

"RakJungTorlae": still trying to get your post count up there with the 'big dogs' by your well thought out inane remarks I see….

No, Ive passed 1000. im all good now.

I do have a story but I think it will just be censored out or deleted.…

Its got to do with me and my black "cat" and this Chinese chick, me and my friend where really on the floor laughing our butts off.

BTW my cats name Starts with P. You should be able to work it out.

Thats about as funny as having an enema.

I'll take the enema !

[MKAsok]

"The first time that my misses told me that she wanted to "Gin hoi wan" raised my eyebrows, and got me a little excited."

I have to ask, what did she mean to say? Someone has already told me what it means, but I'm not sure what she meant to say or if she meant what she said. Personal remarks will fall on deaf ears.

Eat sweet 'oysters.'

[Shotime]

Thanks. It's funny that the person who told me what it meant, didn't know the true meaning of the word. They thought the wife wanted to eat sweet _____. Like every woman wants to sometimes.

[benjamat]

Then I must be a comical legend.

becoming a legend but far from comical.

[lawling]

I soon learned on my first trip not to ask a lady in a bar if she smokes...

Yes - a 'tongue in cheek' reply takes on a whole new meaning here!

[Ajarn_Jonesy]

"RakJungTorlae": still trying to get your post count up there with the 'big dogs' by your well thought out inane remarks I see….

No, Ive passed 1000. im all good now.

I do have a story but I think it will just be censored out or deleted.…

Its got to do with me and my black "cat" and this Chinese chick, me and my friend where really on the floor laughing our butts off.

BTW my cats name Starts with P. You should be able to work it out.

Thats about as funny as having an enema.

Uhhh this one time at band camp....... doh... wrong story:)

[girlx]

what's going on RJT? you need some backup in here?!

[bkkjames]

what's going on RJT? you need some backup in here?!

It seems he ventured into the realm of the big boys by accident and is at a loss for words. I think he should stick to chatting with lil miss thithi in da pissup forums.

[Maigo6]

mak mak funny

not.

Agreed.

So the haemorrhoid brothers now include maigo6, lifeisrandom AND the urban cowboy known as RakjungTorlae. A truly eclectic bunch.

The afore stated group are quick with negative derogatory one liners ,but I note that they never post of having a personal funny experience. I WONDER WHY.

Oh Ozzy is getting in on the action too....

I remember one instance where this huge fat ugly Farang came to Thailand , got a lovely GF 40 years younger than himself and seemed surprised that she had another boyfriend on the side.

Now that's funny, in fact it's hysterical.

[Acomes2Siam]

My wife sent me email yesterday.

"Dont worry I take care you worm"

I laughed, she meant warm.

She was also embarrassed but found it funny when I explained, we had a good laugh.

I just talked to your wife and she actually meant 'worm'. Sorry dude.