Let's Rock

[peter991]

In the nursing home one evening, a little old man looked over and said to a little old lady, 'I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.'

The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, 'For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life.'

The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.

'So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,' said the old man.

'Get serious,' she replied. 'Four times in the rocking chair.'