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[Sir Burr]

I have to admit that while I've often thought the forum has lost its sense of humour and irony over the last year or so as many people have fled to 'the other place', there is usually something to laugh about on here most days.

Hint anybody? where??

Wish I could tell you, but, I don't want to get banned (just yet).

[mrtoad]

I fondly remember the Emperor_tud's thread on being fondled by gay security guards at the airport.

Unfortunately both the thread and the tud have gone

That was an absolute classic thread. I have to admit to missing The Emperors posts, they always seemed to get people going.

[jayjayjayjay]

removed

Edited September 30, 2008 by jayjayjayjay

[Travel2003]

Sometimes one single comment can make you smile, or laugh.

The other day, I read a thread in the Bangkok Forum, where someone asked about the possibility for shrimp fishing around here.

One member posted only..... "Lieutenant Dan?"

My wife wondered why I laughed so much.

All we need sometimes is just the right one.

[jdinasia]

anything that greenwanderer posted about money

[uptou]

I remember a certain post by Bendix making me chuckle.It was one of the farang beggar threads where said beggar asks him for a donation,to which Bendix replies- "no chance",to which the beggar replies "you c$$t",to which Bendix describes as "very perceptive for such a swift encounter".

Also the current political happenings in the news section havent been lacking in jokes recently.Did anybody here the one about vote buying,or the PM who got sacked over stirfries?

[Seapok]

I love reading anything about Spurs and West Ham, they are usually very funny posts!

[scotwumman]

Cluezo (now under another name?) in his thread about his rude sign to Thai Drivers who then stopped and knocked him senseless. Some of his replies to other posts-laugh out loud stuff

[CroBiker]

I have to admit that while I've often thought the forum has lost its sense of humour and irony over the last year or so as many people have fled to 'the other place', there is usually something to laugh about on here most days.

Hint anybody? where??

Try this one:

http://www.illwillpress.com/FOR33.html

[bendix]

anything that greenwanderer posted about money

jeez . they were funny, but for all the wrong reasons. I remember coming under attack from him for daring to spend my salary how I wanted, rather than how he thought appropriate.

As for emperor tud, I too miss him. The funny thing about him was that he was deadly serious - I thought he was another weho originally, but no - he really was that miserable and clueless. Classic Victor Meldrew character . .

[Mossfinn]

Would you guys please keep your bickering to the news section.

Good Luck

Moss

[AmeriThai]

In looking over some of the old threads, it's surprising to see how many posters are no longer members.

[Huey]

In looking over some of the old threads, it's surprising to see how many posters are no longer members.

Heh, that's because if a mod dosn't like the way you comb your hair they ban you. Probably allot of members you don't see any more are back as newer members after having their account banned on the whim of a mod.

[Loaded]

Try this one:

http://www.illwillpress.com/FOR33.html

good one. sums up things nicely.

[Raesum]

I read one the other morning at 6am -where a Brit is complaining about being stranded and asks why even the Germans have been able to get seats on a plane.The next poster advised it was because the Germans got up early and put their towels on the seats.

I was still laughing at 6pm!!!

[Pakeha]

I read one the other morning at 6am -where a Brit is complaining about being stranded and asks why even the Germans have been able to get seats on a plane.The next poster advised it was because the Germans got up early and put their towels on the seats.

I was still laughing at 6pm!!!

???

[h90]

Those have already been deleted by the mods.

be careful what you say about the m****ators. I just finished a 5 day suspension for jokingly saying saying that the PAD was paying them. :jerk:

Didn't really effect me anyway because I was traveling while the suspension was in effect.

I was told by another that it was because I didn't use enough emoticons in the post

But it's all good, I love all of them still

I almost got a holiday for calling the northeastern people who voted for PPP like a very lovely big animal......

A friend got a lifetime ban for calling pro government poster liar several times (first he got longer and longer holidays and now he is finished)

Moderator seemed to be very upset....so I think the moderator treat pro and anti pad poster equal.....

[yasx]

My favourite ?

Anything by Bendix !

Besides that ? Too many to list. Even if only 1 out of 10,000 was funny (to me), that would still leave a list of about 223 posts.

I second that. Bendix's sarcasm and dry humour has almost made me choke (ie, reading whilst drinking coffee) many a times.

Keep it up!!

[jdinasia]

I have to admit that while I've often thought the forum has lost its sense of humour and irony over the last year or so as many people have fled to 'the other place', there is usually something to laugh about on here most days.

Hint anybody? where??

Wish I could tell you, but, I don't want to get banned (just yet).

Sir Burr gets my vote for funny posts! his desire to retire in Rawai makes me laugh every time

[imaneggspurt]

I have to admit that while I've often thought the forum has lost its sense of humour and irony over the last year or so as many people have fled to 'the other place', there is usually something to laugh about on here most days.

Yes quite,but funnier still is that most of it wasnt meant to be funny

[bendix]

I remember a certain post by Bendix making me chuckle.It was one of the farang beggar threads where said beggar asks him for a donation,to which Bendix replies- "no chance",to which the beggar replies "you c$$t",to which Bendix describes as "very perceptive for such a swift encounter".

Rather curiously, I saw this chap again the other day, after over a year.

Equally curiously, he was in exactly the same place (Soi 11), wearing exactly the same Newcastle United shirt and - one presumes - sipping from exactly the same large bottle of Beer Chang.

Nice guy. I think he must have forgotten our previous encounter because he once more tried to convince me a deceiptful Thai girl had stolen his wallet, passport and jewellry.

It's tragic how many times unfortunate things like this happen to the same people.

[imaneggspurt]

Naam and Peaceblondie are very witty/clever posters,

[garro]

The funniest guy ever on TV was jeffrey Stranthorpe and all his threads were hilarious. Unfortunately all his posts and threads have vanished.

[slapout]

phaethon has contributed some good ones also. The farming section had a " how do I get a cobra out of the compost pile" and phaethon had a solution that made me laugh until my side hurt. Its page 5 farming sector for those interested.

[pop_corn]

The Grumpiest expat in bangkok . that was really funny. And I think i am not the only one judging by the amount of posts this thread got.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Grumpiest-pa...ok-t191178.html

I agree with you!!!!