Schultz ......who ?

[Tinkelbell]

He was on his way home when he came upon a woman crying hysterically.

"What's the matter, lady ? he asked.

She could only sob, " Schultz is dead. Schultz is dead !"

He shook his head and continued walking . Suddenly he came upon another woman sobbing, "Schultz is dead, Schultz is dead !"

He couldn't get over it because soon he came upon another woman crying the same thing. He had never seen so many unhappy women. And then he came upon a scene that caused him to stop. A trolley car had run over a man and had cut him into pieces. There, on the pavement next to the body, was this foot-and-a-half-long penis, and a half-dozen women were standing around crying hysterically, "Schultz is dead. Schultz is dead!"

When he arrived home, he greeted his wife with, "I just saw the damndest thing. A trolley car ran over a man and cut off his cock, and would you believe it, the cock was a foot and a half long."

"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, " Schultz is dead. Schultz is death!"

[zzdocxx]

Pretty funny.

[chavy]