Best/worst Advice You Ever Had ?

[desertrat]

For me 2 Golden Rules

1. Don't tell anyone everything.

[Cobalt60]

Never buy anything that has a handle

[popmybubble]

Don't believe everything you read/see/hear.

Never judge a book by it's cover.

[Explorer]

Don't eat yellow snow

[TEFLMike]

Don't talk to strangers

[Soutpeel]

Beware of tall Thai's in high heels

[fred2007]

For me 2 Golden Rules

1. Don't tell anyone everything.

tell me the second one

[joskydive]

Don't eat yellow snow

Hey!!! That's the tip I give when someone asks/demands one.

[girlx]

stay under the radar

success is the best revenge

treat others as you expect to be treated (though they don't ever seem to reciprocate in kind)

don't think too much

[imaneggspurt]

Buy a house in thailand, they are a bargain !,. ( you can work out if it was the best or the worst )

[Shotime]

They only get away with what we let them.

[RakJungTorlae]

Be wary of friends, they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

[jaiyenyen]

If it's got wheels or t1ts, it'll end up letting you down and costing you money.

[phaethon]

"Don't worry..."

[ashacat]

Try everything.

[benjamat]

Neither a borrower or a lender be.

[Eff1n2ret]

Never say b*ll*cks to a witchdoctor.

[Merlin]

If it's got wheels or t1ts, it'll end up letting you down and costing you money.

... or if it floats - the same applies!

[Jingthing]

Probably the best advice was at age 13 by my acting teachers who told me I couldn't act, sing, OR dance and to abandon all hope of such a career. So true.

Worst advice: to try out Nicks the Pizza in Pattaya!

[thesunset75]

stay under the radar

success is the best revenge

_{^{treat others as you expect to be treated (though they don't ever seem to reciprocate in kind)}}

don't think too much

I also heard that one often

[mrt273nva]

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

edit: When you're on the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up.

[thithi]

Forget it.

[phaethon]

"Don't worry..."

Should have specified - that comes under worst advice, along with "Don't panic..."

[mrt273nva]

don't invest in anything that you don't understand.

[zorro1]

If my auntie had balls shed be my uncle

[klikster]

My Dad gave me a lot of good advice. A couple that I can remember.

1 - Don't believe a damned thing you hear, and only half of what you see.

2 - You'll never learn a damned thing with your mouth open.

[JimsKnight]

"Pull your money out of Icesave! NOW!"

I did.

Not the best advice, but the best advice I can say in recent memory.

[RakJungTorlae]

Don’t burn no bridges

[jetjock]

If it flies, floats, or f*cks--you are better off renting it.

[cashill]

Be aware of posting anything on TV