473geo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 When crossing the river speak well of the crocodiles mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 If you are a Frog, don't give a Scorpion a lift. Good Luck Moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 ''Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never go to bed with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own'' - Nelson Algren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Don't pi55 into the wind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrules Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) About ten years ago my accountant advised me that I shouldn't buy a house at that point in time as the 'property bubble' was literally ready to burst and I'd lose a load of money. Edited October 7, 2008 by ukrules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steps Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Money comes and money goes but personal development is something that stays with you for life ( quote by me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steps Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Don't let the fear of stiking out hold you back (babe ruth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steps Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Always be true to yourself dont trust anyone (at least 100%) turn negative into possitive winners dont quit and quitters dont win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lioness Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 On enlisting, my brother who was a sgt in the Army advised me to NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING, Oh so true. From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrat Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true. Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaimiller Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 never fasten your shoelaces in a revolving door. life is short, but its to longest thing that any of us will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Never use anything in a fight that you wouldn't want shoved up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaParent Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 If it starts raining get into the nearest bar and don't come out until the rain stops. - Advice on how to survive the rainy season in Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Best advice: Go to Thailand. Worst advice: Go to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties A different slant but the same. Never wear your GFs underwear as you'll never know when you'll have to take off your pants in public. ...I ran out of clean ones (thats my excuse and Im sticking to it!!!!!!) ....they were very comfortable though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yasx Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.edit: When you're on the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up. My dad told me that one - I try to abide by it where possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yasx Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Its only when you've lost everything that you are free to do anything - Tyler Durdan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 advice tattooed on the inside ofthe right eyelid of every yorkshire male at birth. Eat owt, Sup owt, pay nowt, If you ever do owt for nowt do it for the Sen!! If tha gets th,urge to work have a cuppa char till th,urge passes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Best advice: Go to Thailand.Worst advice: Go to Thailand. Best advice: Go to Thailand Next best: Go back again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yasx Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Best advice: Lifes a bitch and then you die. So <deleted> the world and lets get high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junki3korean Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 never trust thai girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kf6vci Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Dimidium facti, qui coepit habet sapper aude: incipe! Half of any task is achievded once you get started An idea needs to be acted upon. The poet Goethe said Thought and Action is the sum of all wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave111223 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A tree with a bird is worth two bird hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Never sleep with your sister Buy Thai t-shirts they are cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncaw Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Always expect the worst outcome in anything. You'll never be disappointed and will get some nice surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattchu9999 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 The only "security" you'll have in life is whats in your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilyjade Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Some great advice: How to get to know the Thai people? Play cards. Go and play cards with them. Bring lots of money and drink plenty of whiskey. Lots of fun I promise. Another great advice: Give him a big loan, he needs lots of money to buy lottery tickets so he can pay you and the others back. He will be your friend. He will win some lottery for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 'What goes around, comes around.' So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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