When crossing the river speak well of the crocodiles mother

If you are a Frog, don't give a Scorpion a lift.

Good Luck

Moss

''Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never go to bed with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own''

- Nelson Algren.

Don't pi55 into the wind!

About ten years ago my accountant advised me that I shouldn't buy a house at that point in time as the 'property bubble' was literally ready to burst and I'd lose a load of money.

Edited October 7, 200817 yr by ukrules

Money comes and money goes but personal development is something that stays with you for life ( quote by me)

Don't let the fear of stiking out hold you back (babe ruth)

Always be true to yourself

dont trust anyone (at least 100%)

turn negative into possitive

winners dont quit and quitters dont win

On enlisting, my brother who was a sgt in the Army advised me to NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING, Oh so true.

From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties

never fasten your shoelaces in a revolving door.

life is short, but its to longest thing that any of us will do

Never use anything in a fight that you wouldn't want shoved up your arse.

If it starts raining get into the nearest bar and don't come out until the rain stops. - Advice on how to survive the rainy season in Bangkok

Best advice: Go to Thailand.

Worst advice: Go to Thailand.

From my Mother, always wear clean underwear you never know when you are going to be involved in an accident. Also true.

Yes happened to me but I was wearing GF's panties

A different slant but the same.

Never wear your GFs underwear as you'll never know when you'll have to take off your pants in public.

...I ran out of clean ones (thats my excuse and Im sticking to it!!!!!!)

....they were very comfortable though.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

edit: When you're on the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up.

My dad told me that one - I try to abide by it where possible.

Its only when you've lost everything that you are free to do anything - Tyler Durdan

advice tattooed on the inside ofthe right eyelid of every yorkshire male at birth.

Eat owt, Sup owt, pay nowt,

If you ever do owt for nowt do it for the Sen!!

If tha gets th,urge to work have a cuppa char till th,urge passes!!

Best advice: Go to Thailand.

Worst advice: Go to Thailand.

Best advice: Go to Thailand

Next best: Go back again!!!

Best advice:

Lifes a bitch and then you die. So <deleted> the world and lets get high.

never trust thai girls

Dimidium facti, qui coepit habet sapper aude: incipe! Half of any task is achievded once you get started An idea needs to be acted upon.

The poet Goethe said Thought and Action is the sum of all wisdom.

Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit

A tree with a bird is worth two bird hands.

Never sleep with your sister

Buy Thai t-shirts they are cheap

Always expect the worst outcome in anything. You'll never be disappointed and will get some nice surprises.

The only "security" you'll have in life is whats in your brain.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Some great advice:

How to get to know the Thai people?

Play cards.

Go and play cards with them.

Bring lots of money and drink plenty of whiskey.

Lots of fun I promise.

Another great advice:

Give him a big loan, he needs lots of money to buy lottery tickets

so he can pay you and the others back.

He will be your friend.

He will win some lottery for sure.

'What goes around, comes around.'

So true.