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If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I

asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all thechildren and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I

asked them again.

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for,

"Then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

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