smokie36 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Spots and dots whats the difference? Just be happy with your lot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I got 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 A Cow, an Ant and an asshol_e are debating who is the greatest of the three of them. Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! Why are you scrolling down, it's your turn to say something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 lame... 10 essays to write and 2 books to read in a month...lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 (edited) oops ....the internet's falut Edited June 15, 2010 by thithi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 Be like Bill Gates, drop out of school Thithi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 im not a nerd, pooh pooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 im not a nerd, pooh pooh Hey I would rather be a Nerd and super rich than cool and poor and over educated. Sadly, I am neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Dog Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 999 from 1999 for my 999th post...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVBWl2chTsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Don't like the new format, it sucks big time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 A friend of mine sent me this gem today. History's top 10 times for appropriate useof the F-word: 10th -"Scattered f***ing showers, my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th -"How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT onthe f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th -"Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th -"It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th -"Where the f*** are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th -"Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd -"What the f*** was that bang?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd -"I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 AND ... drum roll please .. The Number 1 most appropriate time for usingthe "F" word ..... "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - <B>Tiger Woods, 2009 <BR style="mso-special-character:line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character:line-break"></B> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phutoie2 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Anybody else notice the death of Frank Sidebottom these last few days??. Good obits in the Telegraph and Guardian plus tributes on youtube. You either got it or not, - dork or extremely funny original?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 should i go out tonight? think im tired of going out, drinking and getting wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I was expecting a bit of rain..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 omg i can not drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Why you wanna get out when you wanna get in? It sucks you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Is it full moon today or something? I have this urge of biting someone in the throat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 iPod touch is mine!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 iPod touch is mine!!!!!!1 No understaand, what it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David006 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 One day a 5ft 4 in Irishman entered the lift in his hotel and just as the doors were closing a big pair of Black Hands forced them open and the Biggest Black Man he had ever seen walked into the lift. Paddy couldn't believe his eyes! He stared at the man who gently smiled back at him, then this man said in a big booming voice. :Six Feet Seven! 250 pounds! Penis twelve inches, testicles a half a pound each! 'TURNER BROWN'! Paddy fainted! and a few minutes later he woke up with the Big Man standing over him. 'I'm Sorry' The man said, It's just that I am always asked for my vital statistics and I thought I would give them to you before you asked me! I am 6 feet 7 inches tall, my private part is 12 inches long, my balls weigh over a half a pound each and my name is Turner Brown! 'Sweet Jesus Christ'!! Paddy said, 'I thought you said 'TURN AROUND'!!!! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I'm really grateful for this thread, where we can post our off-topic abuse without flattering the egos of those that sought it. And the great thing is that when you come all the way down here to vent your spleen, one finds one has worked it off in any case... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuifje Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 First time I see this tread. Of course I did not read all 106 pages, only the last 20/30 posts, many I do not understand.... seems language for long time members. Well, I only joined last month, so I am new, I looked around, read the rules, reading many articles, replying to some of them. Just 10 minutes ago, I tried to reply to the general topic , today, jun 30, which is created by admin. I cannot reply, but if it shows up under 'view new content' their are always replies. Do I do something wrong ?? I like to see following as a topic to members can reply, see what TV members think, and are they willing to active participate 2011-2020 announced as Road Safety decade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 First time I see this tread. Of course I did not read all 106 pages, only the last 20/30 posts, many I do not understand.... seems language for long time members. Well, I only joined last month, so I am new, I looked around, read the rules, reading many articles, replying to some of them. Just 10 minutes ago, I tried to reply to the general topic , today, jun 30, which is created by admin. I cannot reply, but if it shows up under 'view new content' their are always replies. Do I do something wrong ?? I like to see following as a topic to members can reply, see what TV members think, and are they willing to active participate 2011-2020 announced as Road Safety decade Sorry this is the off-topic thread. Basically you are encouraged to post whatever you want. Hint, it helps if you post something nobody but you understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Ca-Akeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ga-Aim-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Aiiiiiiiiiii-Pod Touch-CHHHHHHHHHHHH AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudbusting Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I pads and stuff, I have a Blackberry, is it similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Can't make jam with I pads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerfish Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 thank god thats over! no more of those <deleted> vuvzelas. so what we got to look forward to next. ah yes the sound of bloody samba drums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 thank god thats over! no more of those <deleted> vuvzelas. so what we got to look forward to next. ah yes the sound of bloody samba drums! Yes but don't forget the Amazonian Hotties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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