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Subject: Binge Drinking Championships.

In the World Binge Drinking Championship, the Finalists for the ultimate drunk are:-

The Judges had a difficult task but after great deliberation, in third place:-

The Runner-Up:-

And the Winner (receiving a lifetime supply of lager) is:-

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Patrick and Shawn grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn,

"mate, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.

"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."

Shawn burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."

"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

Shawn was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

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why life is so drama

and it is more drama in the cyber world

people cant live without bs-ing really?

isnt it tiring to think and make all those bs up?

why love wasting the time for bs-ing?

bs-ing till die will never find peace and happiness!

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why life is so drama

and it is more drama in the cyber world

people cant live without bs-ing really?

isnt it tiring to think and make all those bs up?

why love wasting the time for bs-ing?

bs-ing till die will never find peace and happiness!

Interesting....

Something like that I told my previous manager, he did not look happy when I told him he is full of BS and his boss as well, ha ha ha!

And I told that the boss of the boss of my manager was also in it elbow deep.

The world is full of fake people and you just have to find out who is for real and who is not.

If you are happy joining that kind of game/soap it is, than think again.

The truth will always win.

:o

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it is boring and tiring stuff

way too much bs, really

sometimes you will be dazed.... no.. just like you are sick of it

and need the rest... stop getting to know all the bs thingy

hello? i was not born/dnt want to spend the whole life playing that sort of game

the truth will always win - yes but depends on for how long it takes... by then i dnt really tempt to know what's real

since when ppl fell in love with bs-ing

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I am surprised and impressed about you seeing this, you know.

We will be painted as crazy, and not understanding.

We are a minority, but strong in believes.

Look at some of the people that warned about this so called financial crisis.

They were laughed at, they called them fool.

We know we are right.

It just takes some time.

Let the Sheeps go to the slaughter house, we know better.

In the end it are the people that are true and believe in it that will survive.

Frog them that think that this world they are in will last.

:o

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What do you think will happen?

I see, a big event somewhere next month.

Disaster

Never seen before.

I see images of people in great distress.

Confusion, panic.

Running.

Running from what?

I dunno what it is, but something bad is about to happen next month.

:D

:o

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A husband should be

Strong and protective

A husband should be

Loving and romantic

A husband should be

Patient and understanding

A husband should know

When enough is enough

A husband should know

When to fight and when to cry

but in reality a husband should have mia noi to make him happy

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