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I just start studying Dutch on the 5th this month, yesterday they gave us a test - listening and reading !

For other people who started for 6 months, they knows alot more...but what about people who just start and put us in the same class with them ???

What the heck system they have !

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้ hah sunset sis i just stopped studying German myself. skip skip and skip.

and also the English class on saturday.... all of the students there are at my mum's age. and they put me in the same class with em.... and they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo serious. so i skip skip ans skip.

dnt think the teachers wanna see my face again. :o

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hahaha, poor litle ThiThi :o

My class are YOUNG people hehehe...so I feel young too.

As a higher education class, for fast learners people ( not me likely).That why they put me and other Israeli, Philipinos woman in the class that started for 6 months and they studies through the page 200 +..

Other class for general Dutch learning, they are much more older and they start from begining, also learn how to use computer. and how to read and write.

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me me me me

Okay Surface to " BALANCE TRHE BOOKS" and show we do have a sense of humour try this - :o

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or, a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

scotland- love it or leave it :D

BT :D

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LOL BT r u a scottish?

Thithi you do surprise me - most of the time .....

Have you NOT noticed where it says where I am from section, UNDER the BIGTOE3 picture :o

BT :D

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ohhhhh wellll...... solly BT :o

well may be u r thai ..... or mixed!!! who knows! :D

P sunset - just 1 hr??!!! tooooooooooooooo short!

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Sometimes, I truly enjoy being bitch enough to nag,bug,and tease others! :o

Why ? would a woman WANT to change her life time habits :D

BT :D

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We guy's are looking for girls with nice bum.

Not flat bum.

But you can make big bum.

Fart as loud as you can and bum will grow.

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Who wanna join Go Kart and drink this Friday ?

8 pm. - 3 am. (then go for driving) :o

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Where we meet?

Dont know the karting place name yet. :D

Will update time to time :D , only know will end up drunk in A'Dam - the BullDogs, Royalty, Panama !!! :D

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8 times skipping English class..... one more to go!!!

Thithi, you missed one of the MOST important English lessons when you skipped the last class so to help you out I have listed the most relevant parts below.

It could change your lifestyle if you find yourself in these situations :o

BT :D

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!! :D:D

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All quiet today, packing for return to LOS. :D

BT :o

see you later then BT :D

Will do, look forward to seeing you again at one of our footy nights. :D

BT

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