John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked by a different barber, not a word is spoken. The barbers were afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished shaving the two candidates, the barber who had McCain in his chair reached for the after-shave. McCain quickly stopped him saying, "No thanks. My wife Cindy will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Obama and said, "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead. Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Thats kind of happening on multiple layers ...