One day a mad man escaped & was armed with a gun. He caught a guy in the alley, pointed the gun under his chin and ask in a low deep tone, " 1 + 1 equals to how many?"

The hostage was frightened and he answered the question with caution, "Er..ermm...2..?" With that and BANG!, he was dead.

The mad man then turned to walk away and he said calmly, "You know too much."

wow, once again the joke bot delivers a dud.

Constantly fails to please.

Maybe they should start a new forum topic entitled Duds instead of Jokes. However, I don't think it was that bad. At least the OP tried to add some laughter to our day.