AltumAngel Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a btch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a btch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a btch." Girl: "Then he touched my bre@st." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her bre@st) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a btch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BTCH!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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