Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but

I'll take charge."

"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"Then you try again."

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.


  • Topics

  • Latest posts...

    1. 181

      K bank E-mail with Tax Forms attached ?

    2. 0

      Arrest warrants issued for false reports against Big Joke’s wife

    3. 0

      Thai healthcare tycoon Boon Vanasin flees as fraud charges mount

    4. 0

      EC persists in Thaksin investigation despite court ruling

    5. 0

      Thailand Live Monday 25 November 2024

    6. 181

      K bank E-mail with Tax Forms attached ?

    7. 181

      K bank E-mail with Tax Forms attached ?

  • Popular in The Pub


×
×
  • Create New...