George Bush

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hel_l where the devil is waiting for

him.

'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you,

but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who

weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who

leaves.'

George liked to make decisions so he thought that sounded pretty

good. He agreed.

The devil opened the first room. Inside were Richard Nixon and a

large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed,

over and over and over. Such was his fate in hel_l.

'NO!' George said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and

don't think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a

sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing

that hammer, time after time after time.

'NO! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in

constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton

lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his

legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica

Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

'Yeah, I can handle this.'

The devil smiled and said....'Monica, you're free to go!'