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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic

>to get a physical.

>

>A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a

>gorgeous young woman on his arm.

>

>A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really

>doing great, aren't you?"

>

>"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'", Morris

>replied.

>

>To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a

>heart murmur, be careful!"

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